Did you hear the one about the banker who walked into a Kalkan bar and offered to buy everyone a drink?

Well, this is no joke.  On Sunday 28th February, at 3pm, English speaking bankers from HSBC will be at Kaya restaurant, to give a presentation of banking services available to foreigners in Turkey.

And for everyone who turns up, your first drink is on them.  That's right - a bank giving you something for nothing.

So if you want to interrogate them on insurance, suss out their savings accounts, or just sink an Efes and let your eyes glaze over, this is the gig for you.