The venue is the Kalkan Belediye stadium.  This match will be covered by sky (of the blue and cloudless variety, we hope). 

What the players may lack in skill and flare, will be more than compensated by passion, grit and determination.  The youth of the Turkish team will be pitted against the experience of the more mature GB team.

Who will triumph?  We hope that as many of you as possible in Kalkan, will turn out to cheer on your team, and where required, rub linament into ageing, aching legs.

Dr Cem is on standby.